Great to see you back, Tony. I count my blessings of living in the countryside where in fifteen minutes my dogs can roam without the hindrance of a leash and the only living things I will inconvenience are rabbits, hares, pheasants, foxes and the occasional badger. No “garda” to send me home because I am further than 2k from home – although always visible.
I surmise that in your Telegraph days – I hope you were apolitical! – you never dreamed of writing about cartoon racing and if you next condescend to write about the Eurovision – is the UK in or out? – I will think you have lost the plot entirely!
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